Hey g’day mate! Today we’re glad to report that apparently, Hitler has suicided himself in his bunker
Aye well that’s some great news!
Now, let’s take a quick look at the weather.
Today it’s going to be 27484 degrees across the country, followed by some light passive-aggressive-massive rain.
Cheers mate, really appreciate Now,go onto our next story, the current spider invasion of Melbourne.