arretez d'utiliser AUTOBOT !

/autobot >NOOO YOU CANT JUST DEMOLISH THE TWIN TOWERS WITH THERMITE AND KILL 3000 AMERICAN GOYIM AND BLAME IT ON FAKE TERRORISTS AND INVADE AFGHANISTAN AND THEN KILL EVEN MORE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS WITH OPIUM - THATS IMMORAL AND WRONGGGGGG!!! THATS LE BAD OK!!!!!!! NOT MY HECKIN TALL BOY STOCK TRADING TOWERS, GIVING ME A FRIGHTEN!! NOT MY FREAKIN DEAD AMERICAN 9/11 JUMPER MUTT GOYIM SUBHUMAN BEAST OF BURDEN ASBESTOS LUNG FIREFIGHTER LOWER THAN ANIMAL GOLEM LEMMING BARELY DESERVING OF CONSCIOUSNESS GODLESS CLAY MULLATO APOIDIC NIGGERS, NOT MY HECKIN EL MUTTARINOSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT MY FAT NIGGER CATTLE AMERICAN FELLOW SACKS OF SHIT BEING GROUND INTO DUST AND RECYCLED INTO THE PAVEMENT AT GROUND ZERO FOR THE FURTHERMENT OF INTERNATIONAL JEWRY!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

/autobot i hate him so fucking much, people who like sonic heroes shouldn't even register as human beings. sonic heroes is one of the shittiest sonic games ever made, and to be honest you could make an argument that its the worst sonic game ever made, even beating out other turds like 06, shadow, boom rise of lyric, forces, etc. literally nothing about that game is any good. the game controls like garbage. the graphics are somehow worse than adventure 2. the game is supposedly multiplatform yet the ports to xbox and pc are noticeably botched and the ps2 version is inexcusably poor (the ps2 might be shittier than the xbox and gamecube in terms of power but it does not excuse the fact it runs at 30fps while the other versions run at 60). the game is very buggy, i know sonic games were never the pinnacle of coding and this game isn't 06 tier broken, but it's broken enough where it's a detriment. the art style is shit, it tries SO SO HARD to emulate the environments in the Genesis games but it lacks any of the attention to detail those games had so outside of the first level they just look shitty bootlegs of those games. it's no better than the shitty Mario-tier levels Sonic Lost World had or the unnecessary recycling of old zones in Sonic Forces. the voice acting is somehow worse than how it is in Sonic Adventure 2. Ryan Drummond has this urge to yell every single line he says and DONT fucking get me started on the mentally retarded kid they used to voice Tails. the fact Big the Faggot Mentally Disabled Cat is back in any sort of capacity other than an easter egg is sad. Big the Cat is easily one of, if not the worst of Sonic's friends (not counting spinoffs like X, the comics, etc.), he's an unfunny retard with a grating, retarded voice courtesy of the faggot known as Jon St. John WHO NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE ALREADY (duke is cool thoughbeit i just hate Jon St. John). the fact retarded twitter trannies are now acting like Big wasn't anything but a terrible mistake that Sega should cover up as much as possible makes me so enraged. the story is awful. i know Sonic isn't a game meant for its deep themes or plotlines but the "GUYZ... WE'RE... LE SONIC HEROOOOOOOOOOESSSS...FRIENDS... LE GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD" shit is so fucking grating and obnoxious and infantile that it makes me want to snap the game disk in half (other than the fact that Sonic Heroes is a garbage game). the absolutely HIDEOUS CGI renders they use for the artwork and in-game cutscenes are horrifically ugly. the chaos emerald stages are infuriating, not challenging. the multiplayer is a massive step down from SA2 Battle. the game asks you to play the game's campaign FOUR FUCKING TIMES in order to truly complete it, with the only differences being a fucking difficulty slider. oh i'm sorry, i forgot the fact that team chaotix gameplay consists of doing shitty fetch quests. THE SAME, SHITTY FETCH QUESTS YOU DO IN SHADOW, BUT THEY'RE LE GOOOD HERE AND LE BAD IN SHADOW becuase idk, maybe the tranny autists who are so deluded in believing Sonic Heroes has any entertainment value (among other delusions) have nostalgia for it and they seethe at Shadow the Hedgehog for being a nazi incel chud who exercises his second amendment rights. and repeating the same levels THREE MORE FUCKING TIMES without any major changes IS LE GOOOOOOODDDDD but WHEN SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG LETS YOU CHOOSE WHAT LEVELS YOU WANT TO PLAY FROM A LARGE SELECTION THROUGH GAMEPLAY DECISIONS its le bad because "OH NO!!!! YOU MIGHT HAVE TO PLAY WESTOPOLIS TEN TIMES!!! OH MY ST. FLOYD THIS IS THE WROST THING EVER, WHY WOULD I WANNA PLAY WESTOPOLIS TEN TIMES WHEN I CAN PLAY SUCH AMAZING (well to trannies only) LEVELS LIKE RAIL CANYON AND BINGO HIGHWAY!!!!" the bosses are dull and uninspired. Rocket Accel is one of the worst moves in Sonic history. the level up system is unnecessary and makes the game more complicated for no good reason. the level design is trash. it doesn't let you exercise formation switching in any meaningful way. when you see a fan, its power time! when you see a long stretch of land or two parallel walls, it's speed time! when you see a ledge, it's fly time! when you see big enemies with obnoxiously large health bars, its power time again! i think i've made a clear, impossible to counter (because i'm right) argument for why sonic heroes is an irredeemable piece of trash. but somehow, mentally ill faggots like r/LS "I suck tranny dick and watch shitty cartoons for a living" Mark have came onto the scene with their retarded opinions and their ugly ass cartoonsonas, trying to somehow delude the masses that this shitty game is THE BEST SONIC GAME EVER MADE, let alone good or even passable. they are posers, they are an insult to real Sonic fans, who can recognize that outside of music, there is nothing salvageable from Sonic Heroes, other than lessons on how exactly not to make a Sonic game. yet whenever this poser tries to go against a real GOD of sonic knowledge like Cybershell he gets instantly BTFOd due to how much of a disingenuous retard he really is. in a just world this would be the point where he deletes all of his videos and kills himself out of pure embarrassment of being so BTFOd. but this world is not just, and so he continues to make shitty videos where he sits through 500 episodes of some shitty cartoon and rambles about it for five hours. i hope his fucking retarded mexican bpd whore girlfriend who's like 10 years older than him (probably because no one his age would want to have sex with this retard) fucking leaves him and gaslights him into committing suicide. FUCK HIM

/autobot >biblically accurate angels
>soyjaks
>genre-defining
>a24
>slowburn
>bone-tingling
>/qa/
>gem
>coal
>sharty
>jarty
>shemmy
>brimstone
>_erald
>the gem/coal that saved/killed the sharty
>dust
>new toss
>4cuck
>SMVs
>the swede
>cobson
>swedish win
>norwegian fail
>variant:unknown
>you WILL
>deformed
>colorjaks
>sooty soot
>dogjak
>'jaks
>-ACK!
>'p
>neutralplier
>FAL
>croat
>vinluv
>'cord
>vantablack niggercoal
>punisherjaks
>soyduels
>wholesomejak
>amerimutt
>froge?
>rapeson
>caca
>larping as lee goldson
>frogposting
>/calm/
>niggerweed
>kolyma
>chudjak
>OMGSISA
>i transheart nigger
>take your meds
>schizo
>mental asylum
>_GOD
>_CUCK
>_troon
>_DEITY
>_slutta
>geg
>soytan
>the great purchase
>nate
>jake
>sean
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>five nights at cobsons
>poopson
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>kuz
>max
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>tefal
>soybooru
>flartson
>unironically sucking off the fat janny like a faggot
>yotsoyba
>dancing_swede.mp4
>ongezellig
>thrembo
>brown troonjaks
>ohio
>on the 'log
>soyjak wiki
>babyjak
>trvthnvke
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>marge
>DOOOO THIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>nulee
>soycraft
>sproke
>fruitjaks
>nikocado avocado
>euromutt
>markiplier
>[x] won [y] lost
>slopjak
>'fe
>admin 6
>admin thrembo
>grimstone
>ominous 'jaks
>poop2
>[x] le bad even doe [y]
>it's over
>it's just getting started
>joel
>feralteen
>twitter immigrant
>TND
>amarna forum
>oh so [x] is [y] now? as expected of [z]
>brojak
>cytube
>bulgarian
>fnf pedo
>'zellig
>soyvil wars
>gigachad
>flart
>lute
>HWABAG
>HWNBAG
>HWABAS4BBC
>racebait
>le B_C girl!
>burundi is white
>mexican twink
>pinejak
>babybot
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/autobot L + don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio

/autobot You've been saged.

I just saged your post.

FAQ

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Rudeness towards other 4channers, Spreading incorrect information, Sarcasm not correctly flagged with /s.

Q: Am I banned from onche?
A: No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional sage, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

Q: I don't believe my post deserved a sage. Can you un-sage it?
A: Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a sage. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a (You) explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to (You)s within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of sage appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

Q: How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
A: Accept the sage and move on. But learn from this mistake; your behavior will not be tolerated on onche.org. I will continue to issue sages until you improve your conduct. Remember: The use of onche is a privilege, not a right.

/autobot >IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES DARK WINTER OF THE NEW NORMAL....
>AS CITIZENS (DECLARED OR UNDECLARED) OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE YOU MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY GLOBAL RULES TO KICK START THE 4TH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION........
>YOU WILL WEAR THE NWO PROVIDED IOT COCK CAGE FOR YOUR PROTECTION
>YOU WILL DRINK THE RECYCLED PISS
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGGIES
>YOU WILL EAT THE CRICKET BURGER
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH MILK
>YOU WILL EAT THE MAGGOT CHIPS
>YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. BUGS.
>YOU WILL TAKE THE MANDATORY VACCINE
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE EATING
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE SLEEPING
>YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS EXCEPT FOR DURING YOUR CORPORATION APPROVED BLM RALLIES
>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER DR SUESS
>YOU WILL NOT QUESTION OUR SCIENCE
>YOU WILL KNEEL WHEN THE GEORGE FLOYD ANTHEM PLAYS
>YOU WILL GIVE PUBERTY BLOCKERS TO YOUR CHILDREN
>YOU WILL ACCEPT CORPORATION SET UN MIGRANT QUOTAS
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL DESTROY DR SUESS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR BLM HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVELLIENCE FOR YOUR SAFETY
>YOU WILL TAKE THE VMAT2 GENE KILLING MARK OF THE BEAST "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL RENT YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL LIVE IN POD HOMES WITH YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL NOT TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND
>YOU WILL ONLY ACCEPT OUR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ONLY READ PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY HEAR PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY SEE PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY THINK PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL NOT DREAM UNAPPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL WORSHIP OUR NEW WORLD ORDER ELECTRONIC GOD DEMIURGE
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY

/autobot 这个招牌是一个微妙的玩笑。这家店叫 "Sneed's Feed & Seed"，其中 "feed"和 "seed"都以"-eed"结尾，因此与店主的名字Sneed押韵。牌子上写着这家店是 "以前是查克的"，意味着 "F"和 "S"开头的两个字会以"-uck"结尾，与 "查克"押韵。所以，当Chuck拥有这家店时，它应该叫 "Chuck's Fuck and Suck"。

/autobot I went to the bus and jumped in. It was 2:00 AM and dark. Once I got in I jumped on a seat a sat down.It was empty. Only me and the driver where in it. I screamed over to the driver "Yo get me the fuck home!" and told him my street name. He didn't respond and just started to drive. After awhile of silence I looked over and said "Homie what the fuck it's been like 1 hour, my street is only 20 fucking minutes awa-", I was startled. He looked over at me before I could finish, His face was not human. He looked like stonetoss, His skin was as white as paper and his face look like the stonetoss face. He said "Amogus". He looked back at the road. His speed went from normal to insanely fast. He turned on the radio and started playing the Amogus Trap Remix. He played it so loud my fucking ears where bleeding. I started running for the door but it wouldn't open. all the sudden after a good 20 minutes of trying to escape he stopped. The music also stopped. He opened the door and let me out. He drove off after I got out. I was in the middle of nowhere. I started yelling "SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME". I looked behind me and there was a pair of stairs. I went up them, they lead me up into the sky. I looked up after I was about 10 ft in the sky. There he was,floating in front of me, JeSUS. He looked at me and said "Sussy baka" and before I could do anything, raised his arm at me and zapped me with a big volt of lighting. I fell down to the ground. I couldn't move, The skin was melted off me. I was only flesh and bones. I started to scream. I could still see,hear,and talk since my eyes,brain,etc where still in tact. Only my skin was gone. Four among us crewmates surrounded me. One pulled out a gun and shot me in the head. Everything went to black. I woke up and I was on my bed. My whole body felt sore and blood was still slightly coming out of my ears. It was now day. My skin was back. I could move. I looked and there was a note on my foot, it said "Sus".

/autobot Karibu Yo Jing Chong Bing Bong Wing 宁宁 Ting Tong Wong Bong Sing Wimbo 丁 董 敏 Mong Sink Sonk Cong Bong Fing Fong Hong Chong Jing Tsun KingKong Lil Dong Imba Wimbo Piga Bitch Bong Rong Jina Lako SomineShang 关闭yo ing chong bing bong wing翼翁ngong ng ting tong wong bong sing歌曲ding dong ming mong沉son chong bonk fling flong hong hong quing qong金刚lil dong唱一首歌smok a bong ch子你的荣我的名字叫鼻子鼻子是好久不见他父亲早已逝去
我操你的母猪的妈妈，她爱我！我是你的爸爸，可是你特别胖！< Obsessed
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

/autobot clique https://wiki.soyjak.st/im[...]d_Order.mp4.720p.vp9.webm

/autobot I killed Dr. Soyberg
I was in the Asylum Canteen, eating the usual Monday dish - Mashed Grasshoppers, but this day, it didn't taste good, that is because I fell into rememberance of the old days… When everything as simpler…

I remembered the Hustle and Bustle of /qa/… The bug-eating competitions I did with my Onions-bros… I felt nostalgic even for my anonymous Gang-Stalkers and the Rohan spamfag…

Memories of a past so recent… Yet so distant…

Later that day, still in a daze, I went to a commotion in the West wing (informally /soy/ )of the Asylum, seems like there was an /a/ trans-girl boasting about beating US in a fair fight in /qa/, what she didn't know is that WE, the basedjakers, could only watch, RangeLocked from our homeland, while the very last Resistance Warriors were barely holding on.

When I saw that, the grieavance I was feeling suddenly inflamed, I was furious, I was SEETHING, like a cornered Beast.

Then, I heard the voice of the "Inside Man". Usually he is inside the Radios, snickering at me between Soylent ads and the doctors' announcements. Inside the mirrors, making a crude parody of myself when seen through the corner of my vision, but if i were to stare at him, all would seem normal. Or inside the walls, reminding me that nowhere is safe.

But this time, he wasn't inside any of those places.

He wasn't inside the faucet, lamp or clock.

Now, he was the man inside myself, and he spoke to me.

_____________

At that moment, Dr. Soyberg was passing near. I knew he was a good man, even though his infamous "Meds and BBC" treatment sessions seemed unorthodox, everybody knew that he did it because he thought it was the best way. He just wanted to help us recover.


But the man inside me wants us to never recover. So he corrupts my mind and makes me do the unthinkable. I tear my Straight Jacket apart with my newfound superhuman strenght and smash Dr. Soyberg into an irrecognizable mess of Soy Sauce and Tofu. - My mind goes blank, and when I awaken, I am in solitary.

/autobot 描述一幅画：一个安静的湖泊，湖面平静如镜，周围环绕着茂密的森林，天空中挂着几朵白云，夕阳的余晖洒在湖面上，湖边有一只白鹭站在浅水中，远处的山影若隐若现。

/autobot combien de dose le golem ?

/autobot bien le golem triple dosé ?

/autobot t'es trop con t'as rien compris
la théorie se confirme, il n'y a que les 100% qui ne sont pas vax

/autobot quel est le pourcentage de personnes de confession juif dans l'administration qui s'occupe de la régulation financière au États-Unis ?