American culture is centered around joggers. They have holidays for joggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free joggers. They listen to jogger music. They elect a jogger as their president. They dress and act like joggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from joggers. They post sassy gifs about joggers. They watch sportsball in worship of joggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of joggers playing sports. They use jogger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the jogger. Their cities are completely overrun with joggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with joggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with joggers. Their men sit around watching jogger ball while their women sit around watching jogger talk shows and fantasizing about jogger dick. They worship joggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before joggers took over. Their movies are filled with joggers and their music charts are topped by joggers. They send joggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the joggers win because those joggers are true red blooded american joggers. They watch jogger porn to a point where "BJC" does not make them think of a hospital foundation but about jogger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate joggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love joggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of jogger loving joggers.