[OFFICIAL] Onche blah-blah (and for sardines as well)

Hi my fellow members! Welcome to the official english blabla of onche.org.

As I see a growing need for some people here to express themselves exclusively in English, I'm creating a topic here to enable us to make this wish come true. There, I go to the trouble of pastiching the already existing eponymous topic, but in the form of a topic where only the use of English is allowed.


Take your place and enjoy the topic.

too long didn't read

Finally

TL;DR: speak English, or you'll end up belonging on a cross, as Caesar, son of Mars, wished.

Don't forget autumn is coming soon! The mad one of the village dream will soon enough reach its climax, as Halloween approaches. I've already prepared my costume for the occasion, but I'll keep it as a surprise for now.

It's the first time I'm moving up this topic. Let's hope I don't have to do it a second time, or perhaps more.

I'm alone on this topic, while you are 208 persons on the forum.
Where are you ?
I'm litteraly in deep shit, litteraly overdrawn, to make a good topic, while setting schedules in order to react on the spot. But, where are you ?
Just go away, unsubscribe.

Talking about this iconography, you remind me of an important problem that will soon enough arise in the topic. How do you translate forum-specific words into English? Here, for example, I'm uncertain: I could say the mad one of the village dream or the madman of the village dream as well. In short, we're going to have to agree quickly on the most appropriate translations.

Mmh, the fresh smell of feet on a humid morning: there's nothing better.

Didn't understand...
The road to enlightenment is likely to be a long and complex one, fraught with many pitfalls... But I'm sure you'll be able to triumph over adversity, at least one day.

As long as english speaking people are creating words from scratch, I think it won't be a problem for us to do so.

Names as well, like our famous John Fromthegarden.

The fabulous Nagui
The late Risitas
The clear-sighted and pioneering Hitler

First page and it's already sliding, I love it.

The Winter Olympics have already started.

I strongly condemn the last sentence  https://image.noelshack.com[...]9/3/1677701054-benzzz.png

Has non ?

Take a look at the speed-meter, dear Thierry, I think it's gonna be a whole-time record.

Have*, you're right about that, I'm always getting confused with English conjugation.

Hi guys

Sup?

It's a beautiful day outside: birds are singing, flowers are blooming...