"Sawadee khap ! Hello sir !"

- Wallah j'ai la dalle sa mère

- You want good food sir ?

- Menu menu donne menu

- Street food sir. No menu sir

- Wesh bah chicken crousty. You have ?

- No crousty, here good food sir

- You have what zebi ?

- Pad thaï, yum soup, pork bo bun, veg...

- Weeesh d'où tu connais mon nom fdp ?

- You want bo bun ?

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